i cant stop myself sometimes

sushissketchbook:

I need to go to sleep… (ノд\)

Hey frohe, thank you for your kind message. I accidentally deleted my reply to you and I can’t access your ask box so I hope you saw this post :)

maarcyline:

Simon and Marcy“He’s very dear to my heart… I love him.”

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

engage-with-zorp:

the-rainbowsaurus:

jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?

image blast from the past

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

clintashashipper:

the-listening:

elenafishers:

starkfortony:

proof that Jeremy Renner is the most adorable person ever.

oh he’s with his mom, bless his soul!

more proof

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… one more proof :D

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

f-u-c-k-e-rr:

pwoperly-sherlocked:

archviles:

this makes me laugh every time without fail

THIS IS M YfAVourITE THIS on TISH StuPSID FUCKGI N SiTE

"The fuck you looking at, bitch."

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

charlesoberonn:

Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you”

Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection.

And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their attraction to women through violence and disrespect is ok.

Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via tvshows-who-knows):
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.

l-o-s-t-and-insecure:

jlareine:

uberhotbitch:

yinx1:

Never settle, Ladies. Know your worth.

FOREVER REBLOG

Keep your standards high 

MY QUEEN.